seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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