awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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