So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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