I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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