She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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