so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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