ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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