I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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