Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he fucked my hip out of place.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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