things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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