We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
