she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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