is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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