i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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