Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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