She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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