I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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