This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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