school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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