Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Randomize
