But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
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