It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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