I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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