I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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