I got her a Nickelback box set.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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