also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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