is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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