I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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