i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The power of my boobs compel you
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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