absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
This is my gift to your gina
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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