guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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