out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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