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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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