i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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