I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
