did you get engaged???
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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