Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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