His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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