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(715): View more from Wisconsin

and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

we're making bets on your personal life

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?

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(703): View more from Virginia

I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.

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(520): View more from Arizona

She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.

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(765): View more from Indiana

i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces

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