thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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