Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
...so i touched it.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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