so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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