he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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