I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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