Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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