yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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