this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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