so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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