I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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