The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
